1 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:07,873 [music playing] 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:11,477 - Dad, it sure would be terrible if there were orphans 3 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,679 in the world, and nobody helped them, wouldn't it? 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,483 - Oh, I think everyone tries to help orphans when they need it. 5 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,618 - Even when it takes a little trouble? 6 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:23,088 - Well, helping people usually does take a little trouble. 7 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,724 - This will take very little trouble, Dad. 8 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:29,061 All we have to do is watch where we sit when we take a bath? 9 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,629 - What? 10 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:34,166 - Well, people down the block left a dozen orphan goldfish 11 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,101 when they moved away yesterday. 12 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,102 - Goldfish? 13 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,971 - I put them in our bathtub. 14 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,541 Helping's fun, isn't it, dad? 15 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:47,513 - Dennis! 16 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,449 [theme music] 17 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:21,580 - (SINGING) Come, sweetheart, tell me. 18 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,584 Now is the time. 19 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:34,827 You tell me your dream. 20 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:40,834 And I'll tell you mine. 21 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,307 [howling] 22 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,810 - All right, Fremont. Quiet. 23 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,515 - Don't blame the pooch, John. 24 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,019 The way you mangled that last note, any dog would howl. 25 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,419 - And you do it every time. 26 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,154 Are you with us, or against us? 27 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,656 - I like the way you sing, Mr. Wilson. 28 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,258 It's real different. 29 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,861 - Well, we still have another day before the charity picnic. 30 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,429 You'll be perfect by then, John. 31 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:11,764 - You bet I well. 32 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,700 Well, let's have our last practice here tomorrow night, 33 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,068 right? - All right. 34 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,936 - You sure we ought to go through with this? 35 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,538 We didn't even sound good to me. 36 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,940 - Yeah, how did you let us get hooked into this entertaining, 37 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,275 anyway. 38 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,944 - Oh, our quartet will be the hit of the occasion. 39 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,546 - Well, I hope so. - Good night, John. 40 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,416 - Good night. - See you tomorrow night. 41 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,084 - Won't you stay for more coffee? 42 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:32,818 - No thanks. 43 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,585 No more tonight. 44 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:34,720 - No thank you. 45 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:35,888 - You sounded wonderful. 46 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,390 - Thank you. 47 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,093 - You know, I can't understand Finch and Quigley not having 48 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,996 confidence in our quartet. 49 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,963 Why, when we sing out there at that picnic, 50 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,765 everybody is going to be amazed. 51 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:49,435 - Oh, I'm sure they will, John. 52 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:52,005 - Are you going to be in the three-legged races and stuff 53 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,605 again this year, dad? 54 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:54,707 - No. 55 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,974 When the athletic events come up this year, 56 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,276 I'm just going to watch. 57 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,611 Uh, your brother and I teamed up last year. 58 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,913 - They sure did. 59 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,483 And they were the favorite team, weren't they mom? 60 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,719 - Well, they were our favorites, anyway, dear. 61 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,089 - Remember how everybody was laughing and hollering 62 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,323 in that race where dad had to crawl 63 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,058 through all those barrels? 64 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,061 - Well, you make it sound very exciting, Dennis. 65 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,329 - Sure was. 66 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,731 And they said dad did something that 67 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,967 had never been done before. 68 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:21,734 - Really, Henry? 69 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,202 What was that? 70 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,070 Did you set some new kind of a record, or something? 71 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,205 - Well not exactly, John. 72 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,573 I-- - Heck no. 73 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,976 He was crawling through the last barrel, 74 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,244 and he got his pants caught on a nail. 75 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,113 And he had to wear the barrel home. 76 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:37,316 Oh, you should have seen his picture in the paper. 77 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,352 - [chuckling] They got my bad side, John. 78 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,654 So this year I'm just going to be a spectator. 79 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,256 - I don't blame you, Henry. 80 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,326 I'll sit with you, and help you spectate. 81 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,600 - That'll be $1.10 for this shaving lotion. 82 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,334 Need any razor blades? 83 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,769 - No, not today, thanks. 84 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,170 - Can I sell you anything, John? 85 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,204 - No, thank you. 86 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,372 I just came down for the walk. 87 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,607 - You'll have to walk back. 88 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,110 Need any vitamin pills? - I believe not. 89 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,948 - Well, good morning, Mitchell. 90 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:09,949 - Hello, Brady. 91 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,350 - Say, I'm glad I ran into you. 92 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:14,053 I understand you're in line for congratulations. 93 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,320 - For what? 94 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,755 - For staying out of the sports events tomorrow. 95 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,158 You won't have to take your annual beating from me. 96 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,126 - Yes, I'm sitting this one out. 97 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,896 - Say, uh, you're George Wilson's brother, aren't you? 98 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,197 - I am. 99 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,699 - Sorry, John, I should have introduced you. 100 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,101 This is Jack Brady, one of our more confident citizens. 101 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,836 - Yeah, your brother was Mitchell's partner 102 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:31,904 at last year's picnic. 103 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,073 Boy, I rarely murdered them. 104 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,107 - Indeed? 105 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,709 - Yeah, it was pitiful. 106 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:40,079 Say, I don't suppose you'd care to team up with Mitchell here, 107 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,181 and give me a crack at you, would you? 108 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:45,351 - No, I, I don't plan to enter. 109 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,485 - Too bad. 110 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,254 I'd like to add another Wilson scalp to my belt. 111 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,358 - Oh, apparently you feel that any contest between us 112 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:55,094 would have only one result? 113 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,095 - I'm positive. 114 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,430 - You certainly are. 115 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:04,036 Henry, would you accept me as a partner? 116 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,404 - Why yes, John. 117 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,405 - Splendid. 118 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,873 I'd like to prove to this gentleman 119 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,609 that deeds speak louder than words. 120 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,176 - Ho! 121 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,511 This is great! 122 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,414 I open the door, and in flies a pair of pigeons. 123 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,050 - Well, I think that Henry and I can 124 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,819 give a good account of ourselves. 125 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,054 - Oh, yeah? 126 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,057 Well wait until you meet my partner. 127 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,626 Hey Tiny, come on in here. 128 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,632 This is Tiny Hawkins, new assistant foreman 129 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,533 down at our place. 130 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,701 This is Henry Mitchell. 131 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,770 - Pleased to meet you. 132 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,505 - That's quite a grip you've got. 133 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,707 - Oh, I'm sorry if I hurt you, honest. 134 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,841 I wasn't showing off or nothing. 135 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,979 - And this is John Wilson. 136 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,579 - If you don't mind, I'll just nod. 137 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:51,684 - [chuckling] He's just a big, overgrown kid, Wilson. 138 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,787 And speaking of kids, Mitchell, you can tell that boy of yours 139 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,257 that my Johnny will win the sports events tomorrow, too. 140 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,793 [chuckling] Let's go, Tiny. 141 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,296 - We'd better hurry home, Henry, and get 142 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,799 in some good practice for our athletic contests. 143 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,367 - It would be a waste of time. 144 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,034 He's so big. 145 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:09,936 - What if he is? 146 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,670 David defeated Goliath. 147 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,273 - I'd hate to throw rocks at him. 148 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,249 - A little tug of war should tone up our muscles, Henry. 149 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,085 We can't let Brady and his trained gorilla 150 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,087 beat us without a struggle. 151 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,522 - I'm not going to let Johnny Grady beat me either. 152 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,192 I'm going to run faster, blow up balloons 153 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,562 faster, and do everything faster. 154 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,397 - Well, that's fine, son. 155 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,566 - I'm going to practice the sack race first. 156 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,334 Could you help me into it? 157 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,302 - Oh, sure. 158 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,671 Here. 159 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,939 Remember your balance. 160 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,073 - OK, dad. 161 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:48,608 - Very important. 162 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,582 I bet this is how a baby kangaroo feels, huh Mr. Wilson? 163 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,984 - Well, I don't know. 164 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,687 I have never been a kangaroo, baby or otherwise, Dennis. 165 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:05,090 - Well, here I go. 166 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,493 Jeepers, this is easy. 167 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:11,163 - Uh, Henry, we'll use this pillow as a center line. 168 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,531 Now you take the end of the rope. 169 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,733 We'll try to pull each other across it. 170 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,567 - Yeah. 171 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:16,402 - Get a good grip. 172 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:19,638 Now when I say pull, you pull. 173 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,806 All right. 174 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:21,540 Pull. 175 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:22,908 There we go. 176 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:23,909 Oh! 177 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,679 - Whoa! 178 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,250 Did I get in your way, Mr. Wilson, or did you get in mine? 179 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,451 - Dennis, you'd better run along. 180 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,086 Mr. Wilson and I have to practice. 181 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,054 - Jeepers, dad. 182 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,956 I've got to practice, too. 183 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,458 We all want to win tomorrow, don't we? 184 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,694 - Dennis, my boy, how would you like 185 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:45,597 to do something important to help your father and me win? 186 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,932 - Sure, Mr. Wilson. 187 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,400 What is it? 188 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:52,171 - Well, we want to practice the potato and spoon race. 189 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,640 - Oh, you mean the one where you run back and forth 190 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,608 with a potato and a spoon? 191 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,910 - That's right. 192 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,579 Now there isn't a single potato in the house. 193 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,615 - Oh, you want me to go to the market, huh? 194 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,050 - Good, my boy, good. 195 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,852 A-a-and charge it to me. 196 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:07,886 - OK. 197 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,622 - Uh, Dennis, out of the sack. 198 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,826 - OK, dad. 199 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,227 - Good thinking, John. 200 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,195 I 201 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,398 - Not only have it here, but here. 202 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:22,901 - There you are. 203 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,404 Thank you, and, uh, call again. 204 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,807 - Hi, Mr. Quigley. 205 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:29,875 - Well, hello, Dennis. 206 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,076 What can I do for you today? 207 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,745 - I'm here to look at your potatoes. 208 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,680 - Oh, just a minute son. 209 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,714 I'll wait on you. 210 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,049 - You don't have to, Mr. Quigly. 211 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,350 All I want is-- 212 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,252 - No, I don't want you rooting around 213 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,653 over here all by yourself. 214 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,188 - Mr. Quigley, all I want is-- 215 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,656 - You don't have to tell me. 216 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,192 Your mother always gets five pounds of potatoes. 217 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,728 There you are. - But I don't want five pounds. 218 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,430 I just want one. 219 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,064 - Are you sure? 220 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,766 - Sure I'm sure. 221 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,434 - Well, very well. 222 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,069 One pound it is. 223 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,671 - Not one pound, Mr. Quigley. 224 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,839 Just one potato. 225 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,141 - One potato? 226 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,009 Is your mother flip? 227 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,110 - It's not for mom. 228 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,079 It's for Mr. Wilson. 229 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,280 - Oh, Wilson, huh? 230 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,549 He must be on a crash diet. 231 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,717 All right. 232 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,352 There you are, with my compliments. 233 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,555 - Jeepers, I can't use this one, Mr. Quigley. 234 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,023 It's too big. 235 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,258 - Too big for what? 236 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,627 - For the spoon and potato race tomorrow. 237 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,296 I've got to have a little one that won't fall out. 238 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,299 - Dennis, as much as the sale of one potato means to me, 239 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,134 I do have a customer waiting over there. 240 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,836 - Oh, you wait on her. 241 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,638 I can find the right size. 242 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,473 Do you keep the little potatoes on the bottom, 243 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,408 like you do the little strawberries? 244 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,510 - Shh! 245 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:45,784 [music playing] 246 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:48,321 - Hey, there's a little one. 247 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,298 - Oh, I knew I shouldn't have left you alone. 248 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:03,736 - That old bin's pretty weak, Mr. Quigley. 249 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,840 - A guy owns a grocery store, along comes a little kid, 250 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,943 makes a bowling alley out of it. 251 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,511 - Wait, Mr. Quigley. 252 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,212 That's it. 253 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,747 That's the one I want. 254 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,082 Boy, you sure know how to pick out potatoes, Mr. Quigley. 255 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,984 It fits perfectly. 256 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:22,588 - Well, then take it and go far, far away. 257 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,357 - OK. 258 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,292 Hey, mom, what's in the bowl? 259 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,629 - Same thing that was in it when you asked me a minute ago. 260 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,097 - Macaroni salad? 261 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:32,931 - That's right. 262 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,266 It hasn't changed. 263 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,902 - Can I taste one, just one little old macaroni? 264 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,505 - That answer hasn't changed either. 265 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,205 - Jeepers, mom. 266 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,840 I'm awful hungry. 267 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,076 You wouldn't want me to starve in my own house, would you? 268 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,577 - Oh, don't be so pitiful. 269 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,681 We'll be at the picnic grounds in less than an hour. 270 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,316 - OK, mom. 271 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,720 Boy, those eggs sure look good, Mrs. Wilson. 272 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,589 - They're just ordinary hard boiled eggs, dear. 273 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,693 - I bet they're not ordinary the way you boil them. 274 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,728 I bet they're real special. 275 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,164 - Oh, I hardly think that. 276 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,532 Just let me taste one, huh? 277 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,534 Then I can tell you how special they are. 278 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,436 - Dennis. 279 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,137 - OK, mom. 280 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,477 - Hands off, young man. 281 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,912 - Jeepers, mom. 282 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,214 I was going to take a gizzard. 283 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,749 Gizzards are hard and tough. 284 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,518 Nobody would eat them, except a poor little starving 285 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,121 boy who is weak and hungry like I am. 286 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,524 - Please, you're making me cry. 287 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,893 - Well, how do you like the quartet outfits? 288 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,795 - Oh, that's very attractive. 289 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,231 - Henry, you look just the way you did in college, when 290 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,434 you serenaded me under my dormitory window. 291 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,570 - This time I hope n one throws water on me. 292 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,205 - Is there anything we can do to help? 293 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,108 - No, everything is under control, oh, except Dennis. 294 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,876 - What's with you, son? - Jeepers. 295 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,544 I'm awful hungry. 296 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,481 Mom says I have to wait until we get to the picnic. 297 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,116 - Well, your mother's absolutely right, Dennis. 298 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,351 If you ate now, you would spoil your appetite. 299 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,954 - You must learn to control yourself, Dennis, 300 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,389 and not give in to your cravings. 301 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,091 - Mom, I hate to be a tattletale. 302 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,060 But dad and Mr. Wilson are-- 303 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,964 - Help yourself. 304 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,931 I thought you wanted the gizzard. 305 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,868 - Heck, who wants a tough old piece like that? 306 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:23,709 [music playing] 307 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:28,982 [finding their pitch] 308 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,082 - One, a-two. 309 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,553 - (SINGING) I had a dream, dear. 310 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:39,692 You had one, too. 311 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:50,636 Mine was the best dream, because it was of you. 312 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:56,141 Come, sweetheart, tell me. 313 00:12:56,142 --> 00:13:01,714 Now is the time. 314 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,450 You tell me-- 315 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,819 - Boy, they sure sing swell, don't they mom? 316 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,787 - Yes, dear. Sh. 317 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:16,061 - (SINGING) And I'll tell you mine. 318 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:20,632 [howling] 319 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,068 [applause] 320 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,971 [howling] 321 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,205 - Hey, you guys. 322 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,673 You lost your top tenor. 323 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,875 Best voice in the group. 324 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:34,880 [laughing sarcastically] 325 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,815 - You were wonderful. - Thank you. 326 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,084 - Boy, you sure sung swell, dad. 327 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,520 I don't care what Mr. Brady says. 328 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,889 Fremont can't sing as good as you and Mr. Wilson. 329 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,591 Can he, Tommy? 330 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,425 - Heck, no. 331 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,260 He don't even know the words. 332 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,828 - All right, everybody. 333 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,196 Everybody, attention. 334 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,232 We're going to start the contest for the kids. 335 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,201 The first event is the balloon blowing contest. 336 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,936 Come on, boys. [cheering] 337 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:58,904 - Come on, fellas. 338 00:13:58,905 --> 00:13:59,838 Let's go. 339 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,173 - Come on. 340 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,174 - Here you are. Here you are. 341 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,477 Take your balloons. 342 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,379 - You might as well give up, Dennis. 343 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,349 You haven't got enough wind to blow up a paper bag. 344 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,552 - Jeepers, nobody's as windy as you are, Johnny Brady. 345 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,054 - Oh, is that so? 346 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,056 - Yeah, that's so. - All right. 347 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,157 Knock it off now. Come on. 348 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,658 Line up over here. 349 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,960 Now you understand the rules. 350 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,461 When I tell you to go, you start to blow. 351 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,330 You blow as hard as you can, until I tell you to stop. 352 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,699 And the biggest balloon wins. 353 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,801 If a balloon breaks, you're out. 354 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,971 All ready, set, go. - Come on. 355 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,507 Come on. Blow, boy, blow. 356 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,875 [cheering] 357 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,711 - Come on, blow Johnny. Come on. 358 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,546 Big breaths, boy, big, big. 359 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,914 - Blow, blow, son. 360 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,416 Blow. - Give it a little more. 361 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,617 Give it a little more, Johnny. Come on. 362 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,586 Come on. Come on. 363 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,093 - Aw, for Pete's sake, dad. 364 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,629 Whose side are you on, anyhow? 365 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,165 - Blow, boys, blow. 366 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:06,905 - Now remember what I told you. 367 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,073 Long jumps. 368 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,641 We gotta win this one, boy. 369 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,410 - OK, I'll win it. 370 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,445 - Don't forget what I told you about your balance. 371 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,113 - OK, dad. 372 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:17,049 - All ready, set, go. 373 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,851 [cheering] 374 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,052 - Go, son, go. - Come on. 375 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,587 What are you waiting for. Jump! 376 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,821 - I can't. 377 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,357 You're standing on my sack. 378 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,067 - Why don't you stop helping the boy, Brady, 379 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,703 and give him a chance to win one? 380 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,172 Go, Dennis, go! 381 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,910 - You better get with it, John. 382 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:45,944 - Say, that's right, Henry. 383 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,112 It's almost time for our events. 384 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,881 We better loosen up our muscles. 385 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,182 - I'm with you, John. 386 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,184 - Honey, why don't you skip the tug of war? 387 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,687 - Honey, we can skip any of the events. 388 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,522 Every single point counts. 389 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,091 Even if we only come in second or third in the tug of war, 390 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,293 why, it all adds up to our final score. 391 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,895 - Well, do your best, then. 392 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,229 - OK. 393 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,098 - Heck, you don't have to worry about dad, mom. 394 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,268 Him and Mr. Wilson can beat anybody, huh, dad? 395 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,036 - We're going to try, son. 396 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,204 - Hey, Mitchell. 397 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,038 They're going to start the tug of war. 398 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,440 Are you coming? 399 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,908 Or are you and your friend going to be wall flowers? 400 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,476 - We'll be there, Brady. 401 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,879 - You know, I'll be surprised if you guys can lift the rope. 402 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,748 Come on, Tiny. 403 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:30,689 - Wow, look at all those muscles. - Yeah. 404 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,458 He looks like Tarzan. 405 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,761 - [clearing throat] Come on, Henry. 406 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,108 - And the winners, [inaudible]. 407 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,677 All right, next contestants. 408 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,078 - Oh! 409 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,079 - Come on, dad. 410 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080 Come on, Mr. Wilson. 411 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,082 - Come on, Mr. Mitchell. 412 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083 - Give it to them, Tiny. 413 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,785 - Dig your heels in good, Henry. 414 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,120 We'll give them all we've got. 415 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,589 - We'll at least give them a fight, John. 416 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,591 - Ready, set, go. 417 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:09,161 [cheering] 418 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,463 - Wow, look at your dad run. 419 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,034 - If that had been the 50 yard dash, dad and Mr. Wilson 420 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,736 would have won by a mile. 421 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:29,381 [cheering] 422 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,749 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): All right. 423 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,351 Go! 424 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:46,098 [cheering] 425 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:49,969 - Boy, they sure are swell athletes, aren't they mom? 426 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,203 - The best. 427 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,605 - You have lots of points, haven't you? 428 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,873 - Yes. 429 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,076 Right now it's a tie between the Mitchell Wilson 430 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,445 team and the Brady Hawkins team. 431 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,047 - The only thing left is the egg tossing contest. 432 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,018 That ought to be right up our alley. 433 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:09,555 - Dad, would you get this pickle out for me? 434 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:14,460 - OK. 435 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,527 Stuck. 436 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,396 - Maybe I can reach my hand in there. 437 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,330 - No, no, no. 438 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,265 I'll get it. 439 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,871 - Dennis, you'll make yourself sick. 440 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,106 You've already had enough pickles 441 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:35,047 to-- what's the matter, dear? - Nothing. 442 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:35,914 Nothing at all. 443 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,950 I-- 444 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,550 - He can't get his hand out. 445 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,918 - Oh, here. 446 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,488 Let me. 447 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,960 - I feel so silly, John 448 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,862 - Sure is stuck. 449 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,364 Here, I know what to do. 450 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:56,902 - No! 451 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,870 - No, Tommy, don't. 452 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,638 You'll cut his hand. 453 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,875 - Wilson, Mitchell, we're ready for the egg throwing contest. 454 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:03,575 Come on. 455 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,610 Let's go. 456 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,744 - We'll be with you in a minute, Mitch. 457 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,812 Just give us a minute. 458 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,048 - Pull harder. 459 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:12,284 - Hey, what's holding you guys up? 460 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,287 - Just a minute, [inaudible]. 461 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,557 - As soon as dad gets his hand unstuck from the pickle jar. 462 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,927 Show him, dad. 463 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,628 - Hey, how in the heck? 464 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,562 Hey, Tiny, come here. 465 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,697 Get a look at this. 466 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:25,731 - How are you going to catch an egg 467 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,032 with your hand in a pickle jar. 468 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,267 - I haven't quite figured that out yet, Finch. 469 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,702 - We can't wait all day, Mitchell. 470 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,170 Come on. Let's get started. 471 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,038 - This event's going to declare the winner. 472 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,473 What are you going to do about it, Henry? 473 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,407 - Give us time. 474 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,275 Give us time. 475 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,944 - You guys better default. 476 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,044 - Default? 477 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,045 I can still play. 478 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,747 I, I'll get another partner. 479 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,781 - Oh, no you don't. 480 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,950 No, sir. 481 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,217 Your team is Wilson and Mitchell. 482 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,618 That's the way it's listed, right Finch? 483 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,954 - Well, it started that way. 484 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,488 - Yeah, and that's the way it's got to stay. 485 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,357 If Wilson and Mitchell drop out, then me and Tiny win. 486 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,858 We're way ahead of everybody else. 487 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,862 - I feel like such a dunce, John. 488 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,063 - Hey, I know. 489 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,332 I'll be your partner, Mr. Wilson. 490 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,368 I'm Mitchell, just like dad. 491 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,104 We can be Wilson and Mitchell. 492 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,172 Can't we, Mr. Finch? - Yeah. 493 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,308 That's the same name, Dennis. 494 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,944 Any objection to that, Brady. 495 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:12,711 - No. 496 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,213 No, that's OK. 497 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,882 We'll settle for the little fella. 498 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,018 - All right, Dennis. 499 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,720 I don't know what else I can do. 500 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,589 - Oh boy! 501 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,733 - Oh, no. 502 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,036 Dennis, you stand right there. 503 00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:39,204 - Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson. 504 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,240 I'm a dandy pitcher. 505 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,408 You just stand back. 506 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,009 And I'll peg this whole thing in-- 507 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,110 - No, Dennis. 508 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,378 No, good heavens. 509 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,447 I, I don't want you to peg it in there. 510 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,984 Give me that. I'll show you. 511 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,152 Like that. 512 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:57,022 - You mean you throw it like a girl? 513 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:57,890 - Yes. 514 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:01,060 - All right, boys. 515 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:02,161 Get ready. 516 00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:04,063 Now you understand how to do this. 517 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,298 You toss an egg, and step back. 518 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,367 And you toss it again, and step back. 519 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,970 The team left with the unbroken egg wins. 520 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,772 All ready, set, go. 521 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:24,583 [music playing] 522 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,119 - Attaboy, Dennis. 523 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,791 - Good, John. 524 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,363 - You're all thumbs, Wilson. 525 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,336 Look out for this next one, Wilson. 526 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,574 What's the matter with you, clumsy? 527 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:53,112 - Well, did you break something, Brady? 528 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:54,747 [laughing] 529 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,948 - That's it, folks. 530 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,950 The winners-- Wilson and Mitchell. 531 00:21:57,951 --> 00:21:59,518 [cheering] 532 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,887 - That concludes the spots, folks. 533 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:05,257 And the winning team for the day is Wilson and Mitchell. 534 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,759 Let's all of us give them a big hand. 535 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:12,064 [cheering] 536 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:15,067 - You sure are a good egg catcher, Mr. Wilson. 537 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,602 - You're the one who did it, partner. 538 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,570 - Were you a team, Dennis. 539 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,108 [chattering] 540 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:37,089 - Oh, Dennis, I'm proud of you catching the egg that way. 541 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,691 - Oh, mom, it was nothing. 542 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,827 But it sure is a good thing we used a hard boiled egg, though. 543 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,898 Or I bet our would have broken, too. 544 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:47,232 - Oh no. 545 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,902 Dennis, is that the egg we won with? 546 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:51,236 - Sure, Mr. Wilson. 547 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,639 I got it out of our egg bowl. 548 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,441 - Oh, this is terrible. 549 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,210 - After the razzing we gave Brady, oh boy. 550 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,646 - Is something the matter? 551 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,047 - Well, yes, son. 552 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,717 You're not supposed to use a hard boiled egg. 553 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:05,684 - Jeepers, dad. 554 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,052 They're the best kind. 555 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:10,222 They don't break. 556 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,958 - He didn't know the rules, dear. 557 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,892 Nobody told him. 558 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,828 - What are you going to do, John. 559 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,396 There's only one thing to do. 560 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,298 We didn't win the contest fairly. 561 00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:20,833 So we'll have to tell Brady. 562 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,167 - You're right, John. 563 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,403 - Do you mean we lost? 564 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,471 - Yes, Dennis. 565 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,672 We lost. 566 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,408 You're not supposed to use a hard boiled egg. 567 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:33,712 We brought eggs for the contest, fresh ones. 568 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:34,381 Come on, Dennis. 569 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,724 Uh, uh, Brady? 570 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:46,925 - Yeah? 571 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,428 - I, well, I want everyone to hear this. 572 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,097 It's about the egg throwing contest. 573 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,098 - What about it? You won. 574 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,366 What do you want? A medal? 575 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,501 - No. No. 576 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,437 As a matter of fact, Dennis and I didn't win. 577 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,506 You see, Dennis didn't know the rules. 578 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:06,078 So he brought along a hard boiled egg for us to throw. 579 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:07,379 - A hard boiled egg? 580 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,248 Well, no wonder it didn't break. 581 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:12,918 - So you and your partner are the winners, Brady. 582 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,187 And I apologize. 583 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:17,656 - Yeah, but we busted our egg. 584 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,059 - We used the wrong kind. 585 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:24,596 Well, I guess we sot of tied for first place. 586 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,932 - Well, I'll be darned. 587 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,768 Wilson, you're not such a bad guy at that. 588 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,503 A real honest man. 589 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:32,639 Put her there. 590 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,943 - Oh, great Cesar. 591 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,945 - See, Mr. Wilson. 592 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,382 I told you a hard boiled egg was better. 593 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:52,225 [theme music] 594 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,467 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 595 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:38,571 production from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures.